I haven’t spent this much time sitting on the floor staring at an appliance since I was 4 years old and couldn’t get enough of my reflection in the stove. For reals. I sat in front of that thing for hours just talking to myself. I’m older and wiser now. I talk to myself while folding the laundry.
Today I’m sitting in front of a refrigerator while being handed letter after letter after letter after letter after friggin letter (there are 26 of them, after all), wondering why in the hell I brought these out from hiding. Did you know the whole alphabet is actually 26 consecutive “O’s”? According to Colin, anyway.
For fun I try to leave Kase little messages, but unfortunately “Get Xanax” required two X’s and I’ve only got the one.
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